Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I die, sorry about rent.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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