Your face is a jimmy john
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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