guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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