And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How does it feel to date your dad?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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