yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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