I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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