do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
