omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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