Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
