Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
