After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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