god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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