My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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