Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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