His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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