Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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