Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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