don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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