is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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