...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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