god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
