sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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