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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They are going to name an STD after you.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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