It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just want nice things and good sex
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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