You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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