whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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