is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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