in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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