It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Randomize
