I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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