Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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