would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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