thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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