In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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