You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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