i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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