He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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