I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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