Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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