new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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