I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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