You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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