If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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