yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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