Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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