8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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