weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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