chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
