Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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