Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
